twin peaks day

Happy 2/24!

Twin Peaks stickers on Etsy

 This image via Francis Marin

Twin Peaks Tarot cards designed by 

BENJAMIN MACKEY

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playing cards

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more Twin Peaks paraphernalia and posters on Etsy

Parody trailer

Twin Peaks character action figures

a collection of Tumblr pages titled wonderful and strange 

Twin Peaks comics by Josh Howard

Twin Peaks map by Robert Farkas

News, Welcome to Twin Peaks

Character portraits by Pachu M. Torres

Chuck Norris' face

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris runs Windows

Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.

Chuck Norris in high school

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.