Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Flash fiction is the perfect way to read for our attention-less no-time society. All stories under 1,000 words. What's everyone so busy doing, anyway, that no one has time to read a damned book? Well, here's a super short story, you lazy bastard.
It is raining again. I need groceries. I have work later, but I can't go out. I'm made of sugar. You think that's funny? You've never been caught in a light drizzle and felt your face melt. I have. It's hideous. Nose dripping into chin, eyes drooping, one twice the size of the other. Nothing to do but bake a new one. Laugh. You think it's funny. Mom told me, life isn't always sweet. Not always.
from Fast Company:
Artist Lynn Aldrich likes to quote a short story from writer Flannery O’Connor as a source of creative wisdom.
“She said, ‘You must find your own country,'” says Aldrich, “meaning that instead of searching for something you think is way cooler than what you’ve got, your best art will come out of what is purely your connection to the world.”
See more from Lynn Aldrich here.
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