Why there are ghosts
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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